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Going running. No big deal.
Especially when coach makes us run 7 miles. No fucking mess.
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bijan sabet: Latest tech things I'm playing with →
Been playing around & researching a few tech things these days so I thought I’d write them down.
1. I bought a Kindle 3 a few weeks back. Actually I bought two of them. One for Lauren on her birthday and one for me. Lauren hates reading on her iPad. She thinks it’s too heavy and cumbersome. So…
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3D projections used to advertise Skoda…..Pretty awesome!
Advertising Agency: Leagas Delaney, Hamburg, Germany
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Guys and emoticons. It is legitimately a BIG DEAL (even more than hooking up with a stranger) to receive an emoticon from a male in a text message. Most guys are fucking lazy as shit, and they don’t really see the point of texting. (Like, bro. Where’s the ass? No photos?) If they really care, they send a :) or :(. FO SHO. and besides, if they care (and added bonus if YOU don’t), then you get more.
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So, for all you indie-kids-slash-hipsters out there, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A TOTAL FUCKING MAINSTREAM IDIOT. My advice?? Look at the above photo. If you wear any, and I mean ANY of those articles of clothing, then you suck.( I admit, Im a total poser, I <3 <3 <3 my skinnies and non-flowery t-shirts.) But seriously, if any of your outfits are “inspired” by that certain person from that certain lameass clique, then fuck off, cuz American Eagle is too expensive. Save it on Harvard. Or Macon State, dumbass.
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Insert philosophical quote about spiritality.
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The mainstream chat on Facebook.
Girl: Heyy
Boy: hey
Girl: whats upp? :)
Boy: not much you
Girl: loll no hw tho :(
Boy: lol
Girl: yeahh loll :)
Boy: *no response*
Girl: *says to herself* "He's so confusing, like...he doesn't reply alot..."
Boy: *says to himself* "She so confusing, like...she doesn't even say any shit."
Me: Don't you see?? This is what happens, usually on the average teen's facebook profile. My advice to you: CONTRIBUTE TO THE DAMN CONVO. holy shit! what the HELL is wrong with you?? Girls need a personality, guys need a break from being the "first move" all the damn time. Just make some shit up. Use this: hey, going to homecoming? If you're too fucking scared (which makes you antisocial and lacking in self-esteem) or "you should go run cross country or play soccer with me". If you wanna start out casual finish the sentence off with "bro". I'm warning you, though, you might get stuck in the no-makeouts-kisses-or-fun-aka-the-friend-zone zone.
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Hey nerdsies. <3 Ask me something, anything. I like giving advice <3
